Tuesday, May 12, 2009

*I know I'm superextraduper late with the post but if you follow me on Twitter (Eh_Bo_Knee) then you know I had a field trip today with some kindergartners.....nuff said! lol*

HOW COULD YOU TWITTS BE SO HEARTLESS?

So Kanye is a little pissy about all the imposters on Twitter who've decided to take the liberty of creating faux profiles pretending to be him. Kanye says he doesn't have a Twitter which is probably heartbreaking to the whole slew of followers the fake page was stringing along. Of course he took to his blog to express his discontent......

"(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!"

Well Amen Mr West! And I kinda feel him on that one because I've actually had to lightweight cuss one of the fake ass Bow Wow profiles out for "twipping" (dipping lol....yall should know by now that I make up my own words!) in one of my tweets to someone! Yes, those fake twitches are pretty bold!


WWRLD??? LOL

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WHAT WOULD RICKI LAKE DO?
Videos of LaLa attempting to whoop a trick's ass at the Denver/Dallas game last night surfaced on the net today. A little bit beforehand, Lala tweeted about the crazy ass Maverick fans and how she had to send her son back to the hotel early because they were out of control. She got a little quiet, as far as twittering goes when she's normally giving a play by play and I wondered why, but after watching the vid, I completely understand.....she was ready to shank some white meat up in that Biotch! According to her statement online, the fans were singing the "N" word, with the "er" on the end and even went as far as throwing things at her. And after hearing the chants from the fans during the game, and reading the ignorant shit that the owner of the Mavericks said to Kenyon Martin's mom, I don't blame her! I would have wrecked shop up in that joint and my mugshot would be in place of the video because I would have definitely caught a case! So, gold star for LaLa damnit!

Just because of the way Hollywood works, she issued a formal statement giving her account of the incident:

"Obviously the play-off games bring out the best and the worst in fans but what happened on Monday night with the racial slurs/threats, verbal attacks on my son and physical attacks to myself by irate fans was unacceptable. The fans were totally out of control. What the cameras captured was me defending myself and didn't show the abuse that was taking place."


CICI'S BRINGING HER "LOVE, SEX, MAGIC" TO A CITY NEAR YOU!

It was announced today that Ciara will be the opening act for Jigga on his 10 city tour launching this July and I'm actually hoping that it makes a stop in Detroit because I wanna see her do that leg shake thing in person (no homo lol).

So far there's only a few dates listed on Ticketmaster.com (Vegas 7/3 and 7/4, Uncasville CT 7/10, and Atlanta 7/12) but I'm sure if we give it time, the promoters will be able to fork up the bazillion dollars that it takes to get Hov their city so as soon as I get a hold of them, I'll post them for my babycakes!






HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
Steven Baldwin (43)
Kim Fields (40)
Ving Rhames (50)

Monday, May 11, 2009

I'm Baaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! Lol

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15yo Boy playing with toy gun, shot and killed by L.A. Deputy....

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Nick Cannon and Eminem are "beefing". Check the story here.......


"I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE BIOTCH"


......is my favorite quote from Amy Poehler from the movie Baby Mama and it has nothing to do with this post, but I had to say it lol

Chris Brown's camp has released the following statement to Essence magazine to clear his name of being the money hungry source of the naked Rihanna pics (not going to say "alleged" because c'mon now....we all know that's her big ass head!)

"This is both a false and defamatory statement. Chris has not released or 'leaked' any photos of Rihanna (or anyone else for that matter)."

I honestly believe he didn't have anything to do with the photos hitting the net. Maybe one of their "frenemies" got a hold of the flicks and decided to make a little money off of them......it's a recession, get it how ya live!













CONGRATS TO HEIDI AND SEAL.....AGAIN LOL

Heidi Klum and Seal renewed their wedding vows for the 4th time over the weekend at a friend's house in Malibu. Seal revealed that it's kind of a little tradition for them to have a ceremony every year when he appeared on Oprah this past Friday. The couple decided to have a little fun and go with an 80's Retro Themed ceremony which consisted of Seal wearing a faux mullet and Heidi rocking a hideous lace gown with cornrows lol. *thanking God that I wasn't old enough to get married in the 80's right about now! lol*










Debra Messing was amoung the guest and I see she played along with the theme......































Heidi and Seal are expecting to add a baby girl to the family this fall as well so congrats goes out to them!







IS IT JUST ME OR DID ILM2 REUNION SUCK?


Frenchie and Prancer had a little spat about plastic surgery, but after that, it went downhill *yawn*!












And for all 6 of Saaphyri's fans, her "cousin" posted her prison contact info on her Twitter page for you to write to her and keep her company while she rides out her 3yr prison sentence for stealing her own damn uncle's identity.....


SMDH.....it's 245am and I can't.......and I won't........so let's move on shall we?


MY TWITTER PLEA WASN'T IN VAIN....WELL KINDA SORTA LOL

While on my quest to bring my loved ones some celeb male BUTT NEKKIDNESS, I've come across a video of a fan pulling FloRida's Bugle Boy's down and exposing a little booty while he was performing in San Diego over the weekend. I know, I know....FloRida wasn't on your list of male celebs of who you'd like to see butt ass naked, but I tried, Don't be ungrateful! lol












After all, it was kinda a nice break away from all the pierced nips and vajayjay that's been shoved down our throats all weekend! And it's rumored that the "mysterious" hacker who leaked the pics of Rihanna has more up his/her sleeve! Apparently there's naked flicks of JLo, Jamie Foxx, and Christina Millian stored in the hacker's archives and since they FINALLY got paid for those Rihanna flicks (after shopping them around for about a year!) I'm assuming there's more to come because it's been a scandolous "free for all" this weekend...........who do you think is next up?


IF YOU MISSED SNL THIS WEEKEND......


You missed one hillarious episode! Justin Timberlake was on a roll and actually made me "LOL" several times! If you thought "D*ck in a Box" was hillarious, here's he and Andy Sanberg's new anthem, "Mother Lover" and it's hillarious!













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Ummm yeah....so how in the hell do you "accidentally" find 7 corpses?


I knew those late nigh Sonic commercials were transmitting evil fat brain waves!