Monday, May 11, 2009

I'm Baaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! Lol

HOT OFF THE PRESS:

15yo Boy playing with toy gun, shot and killed by L.A. Deputy....

US soldier open fires on US base in Bagdad. Kills 5.........



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Nick Cannon and Eminem are "beefing". Check the story here.......


"I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE BIOTCH"


......is my favorite quote from Amy Poehler from the movie Baby Mama and it has nothing to do with this post, but I had to say it lol

Chris Brown's camp has released the following statement to Essence magazine to clear his name of being the money hungry source of the naked Rihanna pics (not going to say "alleged" because c'mon now....we all know that's her big ass head!)

"This is both a false and defamatory statement. Chris has not released or 'leaked' any photos of Rihanna (or anyone else for that matter)."

I honestly believe he didn't have anything to do with the photos hitting the net. Maybe one of their "frenemies" got a hold of the flicks and decided to make a little money off of them......it's a recession, get it how ya live!













CONGRATS TO HEIDI AND SEAL.....AGAIN LOL

Heidi Klum and Seal renewed their wedding vows for the 4th time over the weekend at a friend's house in Malibu. Seal revealed that it's kind of a little tradition for them to have a ceremony every year when he appeared on Oprah this past Friday. The couple decided to have a little fun and go with an 80's Retro Themed ceremony which consisted of Seal wearing a faux mullet and Heidi rocking a hideous lace gown with cornrows lol. *thanking God that I wasn't old enough to get married in the 80's right about now! lol*










Debra Messing was amoung the guest and I see she played along with the theme......































Heidi and Seal are expecting to add a baby girl to the family this fall as well so congrats goes out to them!







IS IT JUST ME OR DID ILM2 REUNION SUCK?


Frenchie and Prancer had a little spat about plastic surgery, but after that, it went downhill *yawn*!












And for all 6 of Saaphyri's fans, her "cousin" posted her prison contact info on her Twitter page for you to write to her and keep her company while she rides out her 3yr prison sentence for stealing her own damn uncle's identity.....


SMDH.....it's 245am and I can't.......and I won't........so let's move on shall we?


MY TWITTER PLEA WASN'T IN VAIN....WELL KINDA SORTA LOL

While on my quest to bring my loved ones some celeb male BUTT NEKKIDNESS, I've come across a video of a fan pulling FloRida's Bugle Boy's down and exposing a little booty while he was performing in San Diego over the weekend. I know, I know....FloRida wasn't on your list of male celebs of who you'd like to see butt ass naked, but I tried, Don't be ungrateful! lol












After all, it was kinda a nice break away from all the pierced nips and vajayjay that's been shoved down our throats all weekend! And it's rumored that the "mysterious" hacker who leaked the pics of Rihanna has more up his/her sleeve! Apparently there's naked flicks of JLo, Jamie Foxx, and Christina Millian stored in the hacker's archives and since they FINALLY got paid for those Rihanna flicks (after shopping them around for about a year!) I'm assuming there's more to come because it's been a scandolous "free for all" this weekend...........who do you think is next up?


IF YOU MISSED SNL THIS WEEKEND......


You missed one hillarious episode! Justin Timberlake was on a roll and actually made me "LOL" several times! If you thought "D*ck in a Box" was hillarious, here's he and Andy Sanberg's new anthem, "Mother Lover" and it's hillarious!













CHECK THESE STORIES OUT.......


Ummm yeah....so how in the hell do you "accidentally" find 7 corpses?


I knew those late nigh Sonic commercials were transmitting evil fat brain waves!