*I know I'm superextraduper late with the post but if you follow me on Twitter (Eh_Bo_Knee) then you know I had a field trip today with some kindergartners.....nuff said! lol*

HOW COULD YOU TWITTS BE SO HEARTLESS?

So Kanye is a little pissy about all the imposters on Twitter who've decided to take the liberty of creating faux profiles pretending to be him. Kanye says he doesn't have a Twitter which is probably heartbreaking to the whole slew of followers the fake page was stringing along. Of course he took to his blog to express his discontent......

"(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!"

Well Amen Mr West! And I kinda feel him on that one because I've actually had to lightweight cuss one of the fake ass Bow Wow profiles out for "twipping" (dipping lol....yall should know by now that I make up my own words!) in one of my tweets to someone! Yes, those fake twitches are pretty bold!

WWRLD??? LOL


WHAT WOULD RICKI LAKE DO?
Videos of LaLa attempting to whoop a trick's ass at the Denver/Dallas game last night surfaced on the net today. A little bit beforehand, Lala tweeted about the crazy ass Maverick fans and how she had to send her son back to the hotel early because they were out of control. She got a little quiet, as far as twittering goes when she's normally giving a play by play and I wondered why, but after watching the vid, I completely understand.....she was ready to shank some white meat up in that Biotch! According to her statement online, the fans were singing the "N" word, with the "er" on the end and even went as far as throwing things at her. And after hearing the chants from the fans during the game, and reading the ignorant shit that the owner of the Mavericks said to Kenyon Martin's mom, I don't blame her! I would have wrecked shop up in that joint and my mugshot would be in place of the video because I would have definitely caught a case! So, gold star for LaLa damnit!

Just because of the way Hollywood works, she issued a formal statement giving her account of the incident:

"Obviously the play-off games bring out the best and the worst in fans but what happened on Monday night with the racial slurs/threats, verbal attacks on my son and physical attacks to myself by irate fans was unacceptable. The fans were totally out of control. What the cameras captured was me defending myself and didn't show the abuse that was taking place."


CICI'S BRINGING HER "LOVE, SEX, MAGIC" TO A CITY NEAR YOU!

It was announced today that Ciara will be the opening act for Jigga on his 10 city tour launching this July and I'm actually hoping that it makes a stop in Detroit because I wanna see her do that leg shake thing in person (no homo lol).

So far there's only a few dates listed on Ticketmaster.com (Vegas 7/3 and 7/4, Uncasville CT 7/10, and Atlanta 7/12) but I'm sure if we give it time, the promoters will be able to fork up the bazillion dollars that it takes to get Hov their city so as soon as I get a hold of them, I'll post them for my babycakes!






HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
Steven Baldwin (43)
Kim Fields (40)
Ving Rhames (50)

I'm Baaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkk!!! Lol

HOT OFF THE PRESS:

15yo Boy playing with toy gun, shot and killed by L.A. Deputy....

US soldier open fires on US base in Bagdad. Kills 5.........



IF YOU CARE.......

Nick Cannon and Eminem are "beefing". Check the story here.......


"I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE BIOTCH"

......is my favorite quote from Amy Poehler from the movie Baby Mama and it has nothing to do with this post, but I had to say it lol

Chris Brown's camp has released the following statement to Essence magazine to clear his name of being the money hungry source of the naked Rihanna pics (not going to say "alleged" because c'mon now....we all know that's her big ass head!)

"This is both a false and defamatory statement. Chris has not released or 'leaked' any photos of Rihanna (or anyone else for that matter)."

I honestly believe he didn't have anything to do with the photos hitting the net. Maybe one of their "frenemies" got a hold of the flicks and decided to make a little money off of them......it's a recession, get it how ya live!













CONGRATS TO HEIDI AND SEAL.....AGAIN LOL

Heidi Klum and Seal renewed their wedding vows for the 4th time over the weekend at a friend's house in Malibu. Seal revealed that it's kind of a little tradition for them to have a ceremony every year when he appeared on Oprah this past Friday. The couple decided to have a little fun and go with an 80's Retro Themed ceremony which consisted of Seal wearing a faux mullet and Heidi rocking a hideous lace gown with cornrows lol. *thanking God that I wasn't old enough to get married in the 80's right about now! lol*










Debra Messing was amoung the guest and I see she played along with the theme......































Heidi and Seal are expecting to add a baby girl to the family this fall as well so congrats goes out to them!







IS IT JUST ME OR DID ILM2 REUNION SUCK?


Frenchie and Prancer had a little spat about plastic surgery, but after that, it went downhill *yawn*!




And for all 6 of Saaphyri's fans, her "cousin" posted her prison contact info on her Twitter page for you to write to her and keep her company while she rides out her 3yr prison sentence for stealing her own damn uncle's identity.....

SMDH.....it's 245am and I can't.......and I won't........so let's move on shall we?

MY TWITTER PLEA WASN'T IN VAIN....WELL KINDA SORTA LOL

While on my quest to bring my loved ones some celeb male BUTT NEKKIDNESS, I've come across a video of a fan pulling FloRida's Bugle Boy's down and exposing a little booty while he was performing in San Diego over the weekend. I know, I know....FloRida wasn't on your list of male celebs of who you'd like to see butt ass naked, but I tried, Don't be ungrateful! lol




After all, it was kinda a nice break away from all the pierced nips and vajayjay that's been shoved down our throats all weekend! And it's rumored that the "mysterious" hacker who leaked the pics of Rihanna has more up his/her sleeve! Apparently there's naked flicks of JLo, Jamie Foxx, and Christina Millian stored in the hacker's archives and since they FINALLY got paid for those Rihanna flicks (after shopping them around for about a year!) I'm assuming there's more to come because it's been a scandolous "free for all" this weekend...........who do you think is next up?

IF YOU MISSED SNL THIS WEEKEND......

You missed one hillarious episode! Justin Timberlake was on a roll and actually made me "LOL" several times! If you thought "D*ck in a Box" was hillarious, here's he and Andy Sanberg's new anthem, "Mother Lover" and it's hillarious!

CHECK THESE STORIES OUT.......

Ummm yeah....so how in the hell do you "accidentally" find 7 corpses?

I knew those late nigh Sonic commercials were transmitting evil fat brain waves!

I'm BAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK! LOL

I know, I know! I'm trifflin' and I suck, but I don't give a shit......yall missed me! Lol

Sooo, I decided to pick up my blogging again because after reading some of my favorite blogs that I frequent, I came to the conclusion that the majority of those fucks are BITTER as hell! Damn! I mean, do yall REALLY have to say something negative about everydamnbody? What's really Hood? Give kudos when "kudoses" are due! (yes, I made up my own damn word.....so what? I'm feeling adventurous today lol)

So now that I've held a mini-online press conference about me coming out of retirement (starting tomorrow lmao....I'm tired shit!) I'll holla at you bitches tomorrow (probably lol)!

Monday, September 15th

I'm suffering from the "Kindergarten Cooties" that my son bought home from him last week so excuse me if I'm a little short today, but I'm groggy off of cough syrup and full of Apple Cinamon herbal tea! lol

Moving on!

Seriously Jenny?
Jenny's publicist has confirmed that she and Punk from I Love NY 2 are engaged. Sources said "Punk" (sorry I cannot remember his real name nor do I feel like surfing the net to figure it out! lol) popped the question on 27th her birthday this weekend in L.A. and her she is rocking the ring at UNCF's event that honored Patti LaBelle.




Now I know he's a successful lawyer and everything but ummm he's looking a little "Hiding in Hip Hop-ish" and my "How you Doing" meter is beeping off the charts but if she likes it, we love it right? Congrats boo! But am I the only one wondering why in the hell is Mama Patti kissing her in the mouth? Gross! lol

Yuck Mouth Lookin' Boi!


Soooo...maybe my medicine is helping to trigger my ADD right now but I'm watching MTVJ and they're doing ATL Week and they just ran a promo for DJ Drama and Gucci Mane for their feature on Mixtape Monday next week and I was extremely grossed out by the close up of Gucci's grill! Now, I love me some Gucci music but Jesus needs to take the wheel on that grill!! OMG, I mean he looks like he has a mouth full of a million different types of bacteria!! That shit right there was DISGUSTING and a comparison of him and a komoto dragon should definitely be featured on Animal Planet!! Ewww....I could almost smell it through my TV! I 'm guessing they don't brush their teeth nor visit the dentist in "The Traphouse" huh? lol

Sorry...but I had to share that with yall real quick!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY......

Tommy Lee Jones (62)
Heidi Montag (22)

Yo! Yo! Yo! Lol....I'm back from my little hiatus! My computer has a little virus that aggravates the hell out of me with the little pop-ups, but this show must go on! Lol


DIDDY AIN'T PLAYING.....OR IS HE?


Word on the net (theybf.com to be exact lol) is that Aubrey popped off one too many times to Diddy and he gave her ass, and he sidekick D-Woods, the boot! It was said that Aubrey is pissy because Dawn is going solo and has been very vocal about it and chick must have eaten her Wheaties last night when she confronted Diddy and Dawn last night at the BabyPhat showcase at fashion week in NY. In a way, I'm kinda skep about this whole fall out because, afterall, the cameras were there taping for MTB4 (and the next season is supposedly in the works) so who's to say that this isn't going to be part of the big "finale" of season 4 and then when we least expect, Diddy's ass pops up again in season 5 and the whole season will be about the group's reconciliation? Yall know Diddy always has some shit up under his sleeve...which is why I'm hoping he's going to bring back Laverne on "I Want to Work for Diddy" because that was some bullshit! I miss her/him already! Lol


THESE MOFO'S STILL LOOK LIKE THIS!


The Village People received their star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame yesterday and this pic just brings so many damn weird, funny ass thoughts into my big ass head that it's hard as hell for me to translate them into words to include in this blog, so I'm just going to leave it at that and move on! lmao


HOW CREEPY IS THIS SHIT?


Here's Brooke Hogan and her dad's new trophy kicking it together and am I the only one creeped out by the resemblance. I mean, after seeing the pics of The Hulk rubbing sunscreen on his grown daughter's ass and now seeing that these two bitches look like twins is definitely at the top of my "EWWWWW" totem pole!


CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? LOL


TMZ is reporting that Jermaine Dupri is being sued by some chick named Aika Kendrick for $250,000 because he recorded a personal phone call between the two and used it in one of his songs without her permission. At least it wasn't another camera phone sex tape lol.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Tyler Perry (39....fighting back the urge to crack a "How you Doing" joke right now, it's painful!)
Stella McCartney (37)
Nell Carter (60)
Mel Torme (83)
Fiona Apple (31)
Ben Savage (28)

Thursday, September 3rd 2008

"HELL YEAH! DON'T SLEEP!" LMAO

Well, Well, Well....Kwame Kilpatrick FINALLY decided to come clean (halfway) and cease the whole cocky "I'm not going anywhere!" routine and accept the terms of Wayne County Prosecuter Kim Worthy's deal. At first Mr Kilpatrick and his lawyers were trying to eliminate an jail time by declining Worthy's original 90 day sentence portion of the deal so she pulled his bitch card and changed the 90days to 120days on his ass! Lmao....I guess he saw chick was not playing and was determined to make him pay for wasting millions of the city's dollars on hush money in the whole "Whistleblower" case. He now admits to lying under oath along with lying several more times (a sarcastic gasp!) I guess he saw what road he was going down and decided to go ahead and make a deal because Worthy was well on her way to demanding that he serve the maximum sentence for committing purgery which is 15yrs lol.

Kwame must:
OFFICIALLY abide by the terms of his resignation within 14days

Plead guilty to 3 felony charges

Serve 120days in jail (which Kim Worthy says she WILL NOT reduce) along with 5 yrs probation and an agreement to not seek or hold public office for that entire probationary period

Surrender his law license IMMEDIATELY

Pay a $1 million in restitution

He will be sentenced on October 28th and he and his family must now negotiate a date when they will be vacating the Manoogian mansion.




IT'S EARLY AND THERE'S NO NEWS YET SOOOOO....LOL

Enjoy The Dream's remix of Jeezy's "Put On (In Your City Remix) lol

And I know this is old as hell, but after having a conversation with my husband, I realized some of yall haven't seen the video that Soulja Boy posted on his web page mocking Ice-T when the ever so irrelevant fake beef jumped off between these two!. HIGH-FUCKING-LARIOUS!!!

I'm sorry.....LMAO! I'm bored!!!


THERE SHOULD BE "AIRBRUSH" LAWS!
J-Lo is on the cover of the newest issue of ELLE's October issue and at first glance, I didn't know this was even her! People have really been getting carried away with the little airbrush feature lately and Jennifer Hudson is only one my many examples of why there should be a law agains airbrush lmao.

Here she is at the opening of Kwiat's flagship store in NY and this is what she really looks like, which isn't bad because this is how real people look lol


But who and wtf is this on her album cover? REALLY? Lol

But, then, on the other hand, there's Rihanna....who actually almost looks like this in person! And I'll admit that I hate her for that! lol...Here's some flicks from her shoot with Essence Magazine.

I can't stand her gorgeous ass! LMAO



I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET IF....

I'm excited about Usher's "women only" tour that he announced that he's planning. He says the 15-day tour will be called the "One Night Stand Tour" and it will promote his latest album. Now if it's the old, freaky, pull a chick up on stage, pre-Tameka Usher, then I'm going to be in the front fucking row.....right in the center seat, but if it's the "moving mountains" newly reformed, I wanna cuddle with you, Usher then.....I'll pass because I was more excited watching that half naked cutie at the Universoul Circus pull himself up and down those 2 red pieces of fabric! I felt like I was cheating on my husband watching him! When did circus performers become so damn sexy? Ok...I'm rambling! Lmao

Happy Birthday.....

Beyonce (27)
Shar Jackson (32....damnnnnn! I didn't know she was that old! lol)
Nona Gaye (34)
Damon Wayans (48)
Dr Drew (50)

Tuesday, September 2 2008

Well, I'm up a tad bit earlier than usual today because today is my son's first day of Kindergarten, and YES, I'm a fucking wreck but reading and blogging about other people's drama always makes me feel sooooooo much better so let's get on with the show!


SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! LOL



Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr's Las Vegas mansion was robbed on August 17th and this is one of the guys who obviously has a death wish lol. TMZ is reporting that this guy along with 3 of his other dumb ass friends smashed through Mayweather's bedroom window while the undefeated champ was away (of course) and made off with over $7 million bucks worth of jewelery. The Las Vegas Police Department is asking anyone who recognizes this guy or knows anything to call (702) 825-4431, but if you want to remain annoymous, call (702) 385-5555.


CHANGE OF HEART?

(I thought this drawing was fucking hillarious....courtesy of Concreteloop.com who got the pic from SCURV)

It looks as if the talk of my town, Kwame Kilpatrick, is having a slight change of heart about negotiating a deal for his perjury and obstruction of justice charges instead of going to trial and facing some serious jail time. I can't help but laugh my ass off because this dude was so arrogant about his innocence and how he's not going anywhere and blah blah blah, but now since all kinds of shit has hit the fan up here in Detroit, he's trying to play let's make a deal lol.

The proposed deal would require Kwame to resign as the mayor immediately, give up his law license, hand over all his state pension and benefits to the city, agree not to run for another term in office for at least 2 years, complete 300 hours of community service along with 5 years probation. I'm not convinced that this is enough punishment for the degree of what he did and neither is Kim Worthy, the Wayne County Prosecuter, because she hasn't accepted the deal as of yet because she is strongly opposed to the mayor not having to do any time behind bars. Hey, if Lil Kim had to take her little ass to jail, why wouldn't you? Lol


MMMMMHHHHHMMM....


Is it just me, or am I the only one who really wants to just sit infront of the TV watching all the Democratic ads that are going to take advantage of McCain's Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's announcement that her 17yr old daughter being knocked up and unwed? Now of course shit like this happens in the hood all the time but this is definitely a little different considering the Republican's conservative morals and views. They're claiming her daughter and the father of her unborn child are planning to get married, but we ALL know what's really hood and that the 2 are probably being forced to marry due to Palin's potentially new future endeavor. As bad as the media and the Republican party bashed Sen. Obama for being a member of Reverend White's congregation I feel like they deserve every bit of it! Especially since they even tried targeting my girl Michelle. Governor Palin is also invovled in another scandal which involves her being suspected of using her jurisdiction to get her brother in law fired from his position as a Sheriff. I just can't wait to see how all of this is going to play out! Lol




ACCESSORIES ANYONE?


My long lost sister (lol) Beyonce and Mama Tina are expanding their Dereon line and are venturing into the jewelery industry. Projected to nationally launch in the Spring of 2009 at Macy and Dillards locations, the new line will include "edgy" accessories such as leather cuffs and charm bracelets. I'm actually looking forward to seeing it because I am such an accessory fanatic and plus I think I'm just a little disappointed with most of her Dereon clothing line so hopefully they'll make up for that with this new line of jewelery.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY

K-CI (39)
Keanu Reeves (44)
Salma Hayek (42)
Lennox Lewis (43)