Yo! Yo! Yo! Lol....I'm back from my little hiatus! My computer has a little virus that aggravates the hell out of me with the little pop-ups, but this show must go on! Lol


DIDDY AIN'T PLAYING.....OR IS HE?


Word on the net (theybf.com to be exact lol) is that Aubrey popped off one too many times to Diddy and he gave her ass, and he sidekick D-Woods, the boot! It was said that Aubrey is pissy because Dawn is going solo and has been very vocal about it and chick must have eaten her Wheaties last night when she confronted Diddy and Dawn last night at the BabyPhat showcase at fashion week in NY. In a way, I'm kinda skep about this whole fall out because, afterall, the cameras were there taping for MTB4 (and the next season is supposedly in the works) so who's to say that this isn't going to be part of the big "finale" of season 4 and then when we least expect, Diddy's ass pops up again in season 5 and the whole season will be about the group's reconciliation? Yall know Diddy always has some shit up under his sleeve...which is why I'm hoping he's going to bring back Laverne on "I Want to Work for Diddy" because that was some bullshit! I miss her/him already! Lol


THESE MOFO'S STILL LOOK LIKE THIS!


The Village People received their star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame yesterday and this pic just brings so many damn weird, funny ass thoughts into my big ass head that it's hard as hell for me to translate them into words to include in this blog, so I'm just going to leave it at that and move on! lmao


HOW CREEPY IS THIS SHIT?


Here's Brooke Hogan and her dad's new trophy kicking it together and am I the only one creeped out by the resemblance. I mean, after seeing the pics of The Hulk rubbing sunscreen on his grown daughter's ass and now seeing that these two bitches look like twins is definitely at the top of my "EWWWWW" totem pole!


CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? LOL


TMZ is reporting that Jermaine Dupri is being sued by some chick named Aika Kendrick for $250,000 because he recorded a personal phone call between the two and used it in one of his songs without her permission. At least it wasn't another camera phone sex tape lol.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Tyler Perry (39....fighting back the urge to crack a "How you Doing" joke right now, it's painful!)
Stella McCartney (37)
Nell Carter (60)
Mel Torme (83)
Fiona Apple (31)
Ben Savage (28)

Thursday, September 3rd 2008

"HELL YEAH! DON'T SLEEP!" LMAO

Well, Well, Well....Kwame Kilpatrick FINALLY decided to come clean (halfway) and cease the whole cocky "I'm not going anywhere!" routine and accept the terms of Wayne County Prosecuter Kim Worthy's deal. At first Mr Kilpatrick and his lawyers were trying to eliminate an jail time by declining Worthy's original 90 day sentence portion of the deal so she pulled his bitch card and changed the 90days to 120days on his ass! Lmao....I guess he saw chick was not playing and was determined to make him pay for wasting millions of the city's dollars on hush money in the whole "Whistleblower" case. He now admits to lying under oath along with lying several more times (a sarcastic gasp!) I guess he saw what road he was going down and decided to go ahead and make a deal because Worthy was well on her way to demanding that he serve the maximum sentence for committing purgery which is 15yrs lol.

Kwame must:
OFFICIALLY abide by the terms of his resignation within 14days

Plead guilty to 3 felony charges

Serve 120days in jail (which Kim Worthy says she WILL NOT reduce) along with 5 yrs probation and an agreement to not seek or hold public office for that entire probationary period

Surrender his law license IMMEDIATELY

Pay a $1 million in restitution

He will be sentenced on October 28th and he and his family must now negotiate a date when they will be vacating the Manoogian mansion.




IT'S EARLY AND THERE'S NO NEWS YET SOOOOO....LOL

Enjoy The Dream's remix of Jeezy's "Put On (In Your City Remix) lol

And I know this is old as hell, but after having a conversation with my husband, I realized some of yall haven't seen the video that Soulja Boy posted on his web page mocking Ice-T when the ever so irrelevant fake beef jumped off between these two!. HIGH-FUCKING-LARIOUS!!!

I'm sorry.....LMAO! I'm bored!!!


THERE SHOULD BE "AIRBRUSH" LAWS!
J-Lo is on the cover of the newest issue of ELLE's October issue and at first glance, I didn't know this was even her! People have really been getting carried away with the little airbrush feature lately and Jennifer Hudson is only one my many examples of why there should be a law agains airbrush lmao.

Here she is at the opening of Kwiat's flagship store in NY and this is what she really looks like, which isn't bad because this is how real people look lol


But who and wtf is this on her album cover? REALLY? Lol

But, then, on the other hand, there's Rihanna....who actually almost looks like this in person! And I'll admit that I hate her for that! lol...Here's some flicks from her shoot with Essence Magazine.

I can't stand her gorgeous ass! LMAO



I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET IF....

I'm excited about Usher's "women only" tour that he announced that he's planning. He says the 15-day tour will be called the "One Night Stand Tour" and it will promote his latest album. Now if it's the old, freaky, pull a chick up on stage, pre-Tameka Usher, then I'm going to be in the front fucking row.....right in the center seat, but if it's the "moving mountains" newly reformed, I wanna cuddle with you, Usher then.....I'll pass because I was more excited watching that half naked cutie at the Universoul Circus pull himself up and down those 2 red pieces of fabric! I felt like I was cheating on my husband watching him! When did circus performers become so damn sexy? Ok...I'm rambling! Lmao

Happy Birthday.....

Beyonce (27)
Shar Jackson (32....damnnnnn! I didn't know she was that old! lol)
Nona Gaye (34)
Damon Wayans (48)
Dr Drew (50)

Tuesday, September 2 2008

Well, I'm up a tad bit earlier than usual today because today is my son's first day of Kindergarten, and YES, I'm a fucking wreck but reading and blogging about other people's drama always makes me feel sooooooo much better so let's get on with the show!


SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! LOL



Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr's Las Vegas mansion was robbed on August 17th and this is one of the guys who obviously has a death wish lol. TMZ is reporting that this guy along with 3 of his other dumb ass friends smashed through Mayweather's bedroom window while the undefeated champ was away (of course) and made off with over $7 million bucks worth of jewelery. The Las Vegas Police Department is asking anyone who recognizes this guy or knows anything to call (702) 825-4431, but if you want to remain annoymous, call (702) 385-5555.


CHANGE OF HEART?

(I thought this drawing was fucking hillarious....courtesy of Concreteloop.com who got the pic from SCURV)

It looks as if the talk of my town, Kwame Kilpatrick, is having a slight change of heart about negotiating a deal for his perjury and obstruction of justice charges instead of going to trial and facing some serious jail time. I can't help but laugh my ass off because this dude was so arrogant about his innocence and how he's not going anywhere and blah blah blah, but now since all kinds of shit has hit the fan up here in Detroit, he's trying to play let's make a deal lol.

The proposed deal would require Kwame to resign as the mayor immediately, give up his law license, hand over all his state pension and benefits to the city, agree not to run for another term in office for at least 2 years, complete 300 hours of community service along with 5 years probation. I'm not convinced that this is enough punishment for the degree of what he did and neither is Kim Worthy, the Wayne County Prosecuter, because she hasn't accepted the deal as of yet because she is strongly opposed to the mayor not having to do any time behind bars. Hey, if Lil Kim had to take her little ass to jail, why wouldn't you? Lol


MMMMMHHHHHMMM....


Is it just me, or am I the only one who really wants to just sit infront of the TV watching all the Democratic ads that are going to take advantage of McCain's Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's announcement that her 17yr old daughter being knocked up and unwed? Now of course shit like this happens in the hood all the time but this is definitely a little different considering the Republican's conservative morals and views. They're claiming her daughter and the father of her unborn child are planning to get married, but we ALL know what's really hood and that the 2 are probably being forced to marry due to Palin's potentially new future endeavor. As bad as the media and the Republican party bashed Sen. Obama for being a member of Reverend White's congregation I feel like they deserve every bit of it! Especially since they even tried targeting my girl Michelle. Governor Palin is also invovled in another scandal which involves her being suspected of using her jurisdiction to get her brother in law fired from his position as a Sheriff. I just can't wait to see how all of this is going to play out! Lol




ACCESSORIES ANYONE?


My long lost sister (lol) Beyonce and Mama Tina are expanding their Dereon line and are venturing into the jewelery industry. Projected to nationally launch in the Spring of 2009 at Macy and Dillards locations, the new line will include "edgy" accessories such as leather cuffs and charm bracelets. I'm actually looking forward to seeing it because I am such an accessory fanatic and plus I think I'm just a little disappointed with most of her Dereon clothing line so hopefully they'll make up for that with this new line of jewelery.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY

K-CI (39)
Keanu Reeves (44)
Salma Hayek (42)
Lennox Lewis (43)

Friday, August 29 2008

OBAMA'S DNC SPEECH...

Doing things a little different today because I was so moved last night by Obama's speech that I've been watching it all day, and it still gives me the same inspiration as it did the first time that I heard it live last night....





There aren't enough words that I feel are equivalent to describe how monumental this was to Black America's history. Forget Diddy! Barack IS the new BLACK AMERICAN DREAM and as the parent of a black male, I am so truely inspired to encourage my baby to grow up and become more than just another talented athlete or musician. To push my goddaughters to become more and exceed America's expectations. Teach our daughters that while nursing is a great career field, but becoming a physician would be even greater! To expect, strive for, and appreciate a higher education. Encourage our male children to become a successful architect and not just "settle" for becoming a construction worker. To become a CEO and not just another corporate worker! To basically NEVER strive for anything but the HIGHEST success.

Never in my 27 years have I felt so proud to be black and living in America! Besides the reality of the issues that Barack supports, the fact that so many of our black elders never thought that they would ever live to see this day because they grew up in an inhumane society is so emotionally overwhelming. The success of Obama's campaign alone should be a blunt reality check to those who still live in America today choosing to live by the same ignorant, immoral, and disrespectful habits of a racist and discriminating society!

Barack Obama has partially reached one of the ultimate goals of black society by being nominated by the Democratic party and I am so proud to be a huge part of determining the outcome of his next history making move which is becoming the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

"8 IS ENOUGH!"

PLEASE REGISTER YOURSELVES, AND ENCOURAGE OTHERS, TO VOTE! Your future, Our future, AND our children's futures depend on it!

*Awwww....I almost feel like waving an American flag, but I'll save that for November 4th! Lol

SOLANGE @ LETTERMAN



Here's pics of Ms Solange arriving and leaving her tapping of the Letterman show which aired last night, and regardless of how she dresses, I still LOVE this chick. She's funky (in a good way lol), and not like Too fucking funky like Santogold. That chick is just too much for me! Lol Solange's performance was pretty good and make sure you go get her album, (and not the bootleg!) Sol-Angel which hit stores TODAY!



SOMEBODY NEEDS A RESTRAINING ORDER!


In a recent interview that Terrance Howard did with the New York Times, he revealed that he got the inspiration for another one of his piece of shit songs, No. 1 Fan, by being creepy as hell and stalking his ex-wife:
I wrote that song (No. 1 Fan) as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song."

First the baby wipes comment, and now you're a self proclaimed stalker? I knew he was crazy from watching how he was ready to pounce on Beyonce that time when Destiny's Child did the little lap dance thing on their performance on an awards show some years back.I'm surprised after reading his statement that his psycho ass didn't jump out the car and go "Whoop That Trick's" ass for going out on a date. LMAO


THIS IS MY SHITTTT! LOL




T-Painintheass premiered his new video for "Can't Believe It ft Lil Wayne" last night on BET and I have to say, I LOVE THIS SONG! Not too fond of the video, but I know my inner stripper alter ego repeats this song a hundred times when she "slides down the pole into a split" lmao...I'm stupid :-)


And Kanye's video for "Good Morning" also hit the net and it's so super cute :-) I love Kanye lol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY....

Cassie (22..hmmm...wonder what Diddy got her for her bday? lol)

McCauley Culkin (28 but still looks like he's 12)

Evan Ross (20)

Monday, August 25th 2008

Happy Monday! Sorry so late but I had to do "Mommy" business this morning with my miniature King, but I'm sure you guys don't care about all of that so
Anyhoo.....


7 YEARS AGO TODAY....

was the day the we lost R&B singer Aaliyah, along with 8 other passengers, in a plane crash on the way back from her video shoot in the Bahamas. She was only 22 when she passed.

WANNA KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

Trick Trick himself will be giving Big Greg of Hot1027detroit.com an exclusive interview TONIGHT about what was behind Yung Berg's ass whooping this past Friday here in Detroit during his Big Greg's Buckie Naked Radio show which is from 6-10p (you can visit hot1027detroit.com to LISTEN LIVE). As many of you may or may not know, Yung Berg had a history of popping off at the mouth about Detroit's music scene, including a disrespectful comment directed towards Trick Trick (who is his label mate) in an interview a while back, so this recent ass whooping was well overdue. Wouldn't that be some shit if Trick walked in the studio and did the interview rocking Berg's infamous Transformer chain? LMAO Yeah, NO sympahty here what-so-ever if you couldn't already tell lol.

MORE DIDDY REALITY.....


Diddy announce on his video blog that he's doing yet another reality show. This one is named "Starmaker". Now am I the only one sitting here after watching this wondering how in the hell is he going to do another show looking for another star, when he hasn't even finished making my homeboy Donnie one? I wonder how Donnie feels about this. Whatev...lol

AMC FANS.....


Susan Lucci is said to be on the next line up of Dancing With The Stars. I really don't too much care to see Erica Kane prancing around half naked, but I know some die hard AMC fans so I felt is was my duty to post it lol. My favorite big bootied non-black chick, Kim Kardashian, along with Toni Braxton is also on next season's roster. I'll probably end up watching the first 2 shows and then my ADD would kick in and I'd forget all about the shit lol.


MORE EXCERPTS HAVE LEAKED....

If you can't wait for Faith Evan's new tell all book to be released, there are all kinds of excerpts floating around the internet today and this is the best one that I've found thus far....

"I don’t know what got into my head. But I decided that I needed to know once and for all what Big was really trying to do. On that night before Christmas, I drove to Big’s house on a mission to find out where I really stood.
The security guard at the gate just waved me in when I pulled up. It was Christmas Eve and she’d seen me come into the complex with the kids, so I guess she didn’t think anything of it. I parked in the rear of Big’s town house and walked up to the garage. It was locked. I hadn’t been over to Big’s house a whole lot but I did know that you jiggle the garage door a certain way and unlock it.
I got into the garage, where there was an elevator that would take me to both floors of Big’s duplex. There I was, rocking a black skully cap and a heavy goose-down jacket, tiptoeing into the elevator and pressing the button to go up to the second floor, where his bedroom was located. I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick our of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand; It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room.
“So you not fucking her, right?” I screamed at Big. “Yeah, you not messing with her anymore,right?”
When they heard all the commotion, Cease, D-Roc, and Gutter came running into the room. ‘Oh shit!” they yelled in unison. “It’s Faye! How the hell she get in here?”
Big sat up in bed and pointed at Kim, who was standing in a corner of the room, trying to cover her naked body with her hands while I was still yelling at Big. “Yo, get her outta here,’ Big said. They led Kim out of the room and she screamed and cursed the whole way.
It was absolutely crazy in that house. Kim was naked and being led somewhere to get dressed. I was still screaming on Big. Damion, Cease, and Gutter were laughing in amazement that I would be so bold. And Big looked like he was just too through with all of us. He sat up in bed shaking his head. Kim left the house and I stayed, talking to Big about why he couldn’t be honest with me about her.
‘I thought it was all about Tiffany?” I asked. You still messing with Kim, too?” Big had nothing to say. I have to say I actually felt some pity for Kim. Big had a wife, and she settled for messing with him. Then he started dating Tiffany and Big had a wife and a mistress. And Kim still settled for being other other woman. It seemed pretty sad to settle for that.
When I left a few hours later to get the kids, I noticed that Kim had taken my key to my Land Cruiser and scratched up my entire car, from the hood to the back bumper. Even though we ended up having sex that day, at that point I decided I was 100 percent through. I was not going to be a ride or die chick, always going to lengths to show Big how I felt. I was the mother of his child and his wife. But I was going to have to let go."

Ok, I think that my interest in this book has slowly depreciated because her kicking Lil Kim's ass seems like it may be the best part of the book lol. And I'm pissed that her dumb ass still had sex with the nigga after all this lol.

ADD kicking in....gotta go! Lol

SMOOCHES!!!!

Mannnnnn!!! I wasn't even going to blog today because I was doing the whole "Sunday Dinner" thing that us black folks go way out of our way to do every week. But this "high-larious" video appeared in my inbox and after watching it and laughing for a whole fucking 25mins straight made me want to share this with you guys ASAP!!!! Lmao......PLEASE WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO!!!

WHO ACTUALLY PAID TO SEE THESE CRACKHEADS SING? LMAO



This video of K-CI and JOJO performing at a venue somewhere in Australia on their "reunion" tour (where the hell was everybody else if it was a reunion lol) had me laughing so fucking hard, I almost pissed myself! There is so much funny shit to say about this shit right here and I don't even know where to fucking start! K-CI didn't even stop fucking singing when JOJO passed out! But then after laying there for like....forever, in front of the whole concert because K-CI is too busy trying to remember the damn words to the song that they've been singing for 100yrs now, JoJO got up like nothing happened. Then only after the song was nearly finished did the two embraced in a crakheadish kinda hug and walk off stage. OMG! I can go on for like an hour laughing at this shit, but I don't think my fingers could take it! LMAO....Just Say No to drugs damn!